Ken-Brown-00

Hi, my name is Ken baby!

Yeah baby, I'll bet you thought I was just a doll, but think again baby, because this is the year 2013, and everything is possible baby!!!

Well, I work in the tallest building in San Francisco where I have one of the most difficult jobs that anyone could ever have to do. My boss and sort-of best friend, Bill Smith, has me write Love, Ken on the bottom of papers eight hours a day! Man o' man, what a job! ^^;

Anyways, after work, I stop by the football field to play a great pig-skin smelling game of football with my pals: Bill, Brom, Steve, Donny O., and Rock-Bart!

Then, I go home to my honey, who I usually have to tell by the time I get home, "Honey, I just shit my pants...I need another pair!!!" She always has a fresh brown pair waiting for me, then I have my brown eats baby.

In my spare time, I take bubble baths with Dawn soap in the kitchen sink, because I like the feel of that stainless steel on my bottom baby!

Then, I head off to bed with my sweet honey and my genuine pig-skin football to have brown smelling dreams baby!!!